Beautiful funny words

 Beautiful funny words

At moments in your life, sadness takes over you and your days become filled with depression.

  So you feel that you need some funny words to bring joy and pleasure to your heart and put a smile on your face.

  In this article, we will present to you beautiful and funny words.

• Turn towards goodness, perhaps the number of evil people in this world will decrease by one.

• True love is a man’s love for money, and a woman’s love for dresses

• . Acting is the only lie whose heroes people applaud.

• A good friend is the one who buys you food, but a true friend is the one who is eaten by some people like clouds. Their departure means bright days.

• The presence of light in the refrigerator is the greatest evidence of the necessity of eating at night.

 A woman’s nature is fickle like a butterfly in the wind.

 Human life is a book, but few people know how to read more than one page of it.

• The eternal magic of women is that they are a mystery that men have not solved yet.

• A miser is a fool who deprives himself of everything so that he does not lack anything.

• Beauty without elegance is a hook without taste.

 The dictionary is a book written by scholars, so that ignorant people can rely on it and maintain their ignorance.

• The rumor is a supersonic plane.

 The hospital room is a place where some of the patient’s friends go to talk to other friends of the patient.

• My dear, I often visit you and do not find you, the approval of your sincere conscience.

o The theater is where you pay a lot to see people who do not pay a penny to see you.

o Autopsy is the only surgical procedure whose success the doctor guarantees.

• You reveal secrets to others, so that they can exploit them against you when necessary.

• How beautiful is cleanliness, but how great it is when it is in our minds.

• A joke makes us laugh if it happens to others, and we feel sad if it happens to us.

• Don't make your friends sit alone, just keep annoying them.

• Opening a wallet is like chopping an onion, they both make you cry.

 Stupidity is the only disease that does not tire the patient but exhausts those around him.

 Experience is an expensive school, all its students are stupid.

o It is smart to be stupid all the time.

o You will not reach your destination if you stop and throw a stone at every dog that barks.

o If you believe everything you read, don't read.

 You can be first in line if there were no others.